Well, Once again we have found a new game for Ani to play. While y'all may think this game is easy, just remember it is very important to follow ALL the instructions.
Step 1. Gain the Baby's Trust - While this step may seem like a bit of over-kill it will be beneficial in the long run.
Step 2. Positioning- Hold the child under both arms and squat for extra umph.
Step 3. Lift Off- Look above you and make sure there is no ceiling or power lines. Lift the child at a rapid pace as if you wanted to throw a bowling ball straight up in the air. (At this point aim is everything, straight up is much better then outward.)
Step 4. The Release- Yes, you are going to let go that's why its called releasing.
Step 5. The Follow Through - Much like Tennis and Golf you must follow through in order to keep your aim and momentum.
Step 6. Keeping Your Eye On Target- Though the child is not in your hands you must still pay attention to the game. This is not the time to text or check a text, much like driving if you were to take your eyes off the target, lives may be in danger.
Step 7. Catch The Baby- Contrary to popular belief this is the most important step in the game .
Step 8. The Recoil- Slow the baby down after catching so the child doesn't feel a sudden jerk. This motion also puts you in the perfect position to start over from Step 2. (Since Step 1 is now totally out of the question)
Just Joking... We could never do that to her. This is Chiemi's childhood doll Brian, Scary similarity isn't it!!
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